Brenda: So we can now include out list of suspects to include Google Earth.
Taylor: I'm sorry, we're just riffing.

Dr. Morales: It had to be murder, because you can't conflict this kind of damage to the back of your own head.
Provenza: Even harder to tape yourself in a trash bag after you're dead.

Chief Johnson, meet the incredibly uncooperative Mr. David Romano.

Provenza

Yeah. Duct tape. That's just never a good sign.

Flynn

Brenda: I can't find my tennis shoes. Are they in your car?
Gabriel: I, I don't think so. You want me to go look?
Brenda: No. No. I wasn't plannin' on anyone dyin' in the Himalayas today. Let's just get to it.

No! For ten dollars a minute I'm keepin' the water.

Brenda

Brenda: I can't think about that right now. I need to find someone who was with a minister who liked to wear women's underwear.
Fritz: Oh, Victoria isn't the only one with a secret.

Brenda: So he did hang himself.
Dr. Morales: Only if he was somehow able to desperately scratch at his throat for air, severely bruise his knee and finally sprain his ankle in the process.

It's either that or we try those red shoes on all the fair ladies of the land.

Gabriel

That's enough! Now we all know David, we've worked with him for years. He's a good guy, he's a great guy, and he's as loyal as they come. Or else he's a snitch!

Provenza

Brenda: What were the Wykoff's doin' when you found 'em?
Gabriel: Well, when we finally caught up with them at the church they were driving their minivan around the parking lot running over computers.

Buzz: Maybe he just needed a quiet place to reflect.
Brenda: By the hour?

The Closer Quotes

[To Sgt. Gabriel] I should probably explain that I do not form my relationships with people based on how they're treating you. That would be your mother, maybe.

Brenda

If I liked being called a bitch to my face, I'd still be married.

Brenda