Okay, but hurry up. I'm not waiting here until Jesus comes back.

Provenza

Gabriel: She's a preachers wife! You do that a certain way.
Provenza: And you would know how to do that better than I would because...
Gabriel: Because when I was a kid, I went to church four times a week!
Provenza: Four times a week?

Brenda: Captain Raydor's audit is really makin' it almost impossible for me to do my job. I couldn't even go to the crime scene today.
Fritz: And you really missed being there, when they found that boy in the pool. Seriously?

Just so you know, I didn't put him back together yet. I don't think there is anything in there you'd want to see.

Dr. Morales

Kevin: Dad, you're always saying like I don't have a clue to how bad the world can be. I knew Eric, he...
Tao: Enough. Go with Uncle Buzz to the break room, he'll get you something then you can sit at my desk. Calculus, SATs, OK?

I thought you said she was going to tell Mr. Lynch that Eric is dead. Why is she asking him so many questions?

Kevin

Raydor: Did you know that there was a strong likelihood that after you dropped Mr. Baylor off at his home that he'd be beaten to death by his fellow crips?
Brenda: I did not know that, but I do like happy endings.

It's Provenza. We have Hurschbaum . We're five minutes from killing him and then ourselves.

Provenza

Oh look, you can still see the chalk outline from the last guest who stayed here.

Flynn

Well, I'm sorry about the obvious inconvenience that Mr. Hurschbaum's murder has caused you.

Brenda

Gabriel: See, now that makes sense to me. Hurschbaum is a guy with a ton of cash looking at life in prison so he kills his double and goes off to live in some tropical paradise. Just like Ken Lay.
Tao: Ha, thats's funny.
Gabriel: Oh come on. Am I the only one here who thinks that Ken Lay is on a beach in Fiji right now? I mean the guy's supposed body was cremated like a minute after they found him. C'mon.
Provenza: You need to get a life.

Well, detective, I think it's fair to say that any two grey haired middle aged men in blue velour track suits would be difficult to distinguish at a thousand yards.

Brenda

The Closer Quotes

[To Sgt. Gabriel] I should probably explain that I do not form my relationships with people based on how they're treating you. That would be your mother, maybe.

Brenda

If I liked being called a bitch to my face, I'd still be married.

Brenda