General, do you really want to send an innocent Marine to the brig from your deathbed?

Maya [to Geiger]

Trey: Do you understand they could put you in the brig for the rest of your life?
Abe: Of course I do.

Kit: Of the five Marines you led that night, how many survived?
Abe: Just me.

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The national party was going to give me a gift-wrapped campaign.

Maya [to Trey]

We are going to kill this stupid stunt before it goes any further.


Why does this turd continue to clog the pipes of justice?

Judge Talley

Matt: I'm getting worse, aren't I?
Maya: You're going to be OK. You're going to be better than OK.

I want to take some of the pain you're in and make it mine, but it doesn't work like that.

Glenn [to Adam]

Thanks for coming. Did they follow you? I can't believe I just asked that question.

Alex [to Abe]

Obviously neither of you has had a pregnant spouse.


Matt: I am outrageously gay, though.
Bartender: Figures.

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Consider yourself warned.

Geiger [to Abe]

The Code Quotes

Abe: Too bad we're lawyers. We don't pursue ideals. We pursue ...
Trey: Outcomes. Uh-hmm.

Abe: Pay attention, Rami. I've got a legitimate excuse today.
Rami: The clothes. It's got something to do with the clothes.