The Conners
Wednesdays 9:00 PM on ABCThe Conners Season 3 Episode 16: "A Fast Car, A Sudden Loss, and A Slow Decline" Quotes
In this family, you can bat a pretty good average by assuming the worst.
Darlene
[to Becky] You know I felt alone all day, and then I sit here, and I talk to you, and I realize how much better that was.
Darlene
[to Beverly Rose] Okay, it’s official. Between taxes and bills, by the time I save enough money to go to school, you and I will be starting college together.
Becky
Dan: I thought I was done picking you kids up after you’d done something stupid.
Darlene: You told me that you would give me a ride any time and that you wouldn’t judge me.
Dan: You were 14! That offer expires after you’ve had your second kid.
You and your sister better get your crap together. This night could have ended a lot differently with the baby in the hospital and your car wrapped around a tree.
Dan
Come on, Becky. Train wreck recognizes train wreck. Unless you always sleep in your clothes with your shoes on?
Jackie
