Alarming News - The Conners
Watch The Conners Season 1 Episode 11
"We Continue to Truck"
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On The Conners Season 1 Episode 11, Darlene grapples with an offer from Ben, after an unexpected conversation with David turns her world even more upside down.

Parenting Skills - The Conners
Watch The Conners Season 1 Episode 10
"Don't Shoot the Piano Teacher"
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On The Conners Season 1 Episode 10, Jackie throws Becky a baby shower and Ben offers Mark free piano lessons, and Darlene uses it to test his parenting skills.

To Sue Or Not To Sue - The Conners
Watch The Conners Season 1 Episode 9
"Rage Against the Machine"
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On The Conners Season 1 Episode 9, Dan gets injured covering D.J.’s vending machine route and the choice to sue the company could lead to D.J. getting fired.

Keeping Secrets - The Conners
Watch The Conners Season 1 Episode 8
"Oh Sister, Where Art Thou?"
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On The Conners Season 1 Episode 8, Becky helps Harris keep a secret from Darlene, which opens up a can of worms that causes a rift between the two sisters.

Questioning Motives - The Conners
Watch The Conners Season 1 Episode 7
"Hold the Salt"
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On The Conners Season 1 Episode 7, Darlene receives dating advice from an unlikely source while Dan questions Jacky's unemployed new beau's motives.

Meeting Mary - The Conners
Watch The Conners Season 1 Episode 6
"One Flew Over the Conners' Nest"
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On The Conners Season 1 Episode 6, Jackie convinces Dan to build a chicken coop in the yard and Becky meets with Andrea for the first time since the surrogacy.

Sticking To The Deal - The Conners
Watch The Conners Season 1 Episode 5
"Miracles"
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On The Conners Season 1 Episode 5, Dan worries Becky isn't sticking to her end of the deal when it comes to her drinking and someone has life-changing news.

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Watch The Conners Season 1 Episode 4
"The Separation of Church and Dan"
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On The Conners Season 1 Episode 4, Jackie, Darlene, and Becky are concerned with the way Dan is grieving Roseanne and try to help him move forward.

Banned - The Conners
Watch The Conners Season 1 Episode 3
"There Won't Be Blood"
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On The Conners Season 1 Episode 3, when the school bans certain costumes for Halloween, including Mark's, it sets off an argument between Dan and Darlene.

At Darlene's Mercy - The Conners
Watch The Conners Season 1 Episode 2
"Tangled Up in Blue"
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On The Conners Season 1 Episode 2, Darlene gets a big surprise when David introduces his new girlfriend to her at a parent-teacher conference.

The Conners Quotes

Mark: It's been three weeks since Grannie Rosie's funeral, why are people still giving us casseroles?
Harris: And why do people bring casseroles when somebody dies?

Jackie: What was this, tuna casserole or potato salad?
Darlene: It doesn't matter. It's just stuff and mayonnaise.