"We Continue to Truck"

On The Conners Season 1 Episode 11, Darlene grapples with an offer from Ben, after an unexpected conversation with David turns her world even more upside down.

"Don't Shoot the Piano Teacher"

On The Conners Season 1 Episode 10, Jackie throws Becky a baby shower and Ben offers Mark free piano lessons, and Darlene uses it to test his parenting skills.

"Rage Against the Machine"

On The Conners Season 1 Episode 9, Dan gets injured covering D.J.’s vending machine route and the choice to sue the company could lead to D.J. getting fired.

"Oh Sister, Where Art Thou?"

On The Conners Season 1 Episode 8, Becky helps Harris keep a secret from Darlene, which opens up a can of worms that causes a rift between the two sisters.

"Hold the Salt"

On The Conners Season 1 Episode 7, Darlene receives dating advice from an unlikely source while Dan questions Jacky's unemployed new beau's motives.

"One Flew Over the Conners' Nest"

On The Conners Season 1 Episode 6, Jackie convinces Dan to build a chicken coop in the yard and Becky meets with Andrea for the first time since the surrogacy.

"Miracles"

On The Conners Season 1 Episode 5, Dan worries Becky isn't sticking to her end of the deal when it comes to her drinking and someone has life-changing news.

"The Separation of Church and Dan"

On The Conners Season 1 Episode 4, Jackie, Darlene, and Becky are concerned with the way Dan is grieving Roseanne and try to help him move forward.

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"There Won't Be Blood"

On The Conners Season 1 Episode 3, when the school bans certain costumes for Halloween, including Mark's, it sets off an argument between Dan and Darlene.

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"Tangled Up in Blue"

On The Conners Season 1 Episode 2, Darlene gets a big surprise when David introduces his new girlfriend to her at a parent-teacher conference.

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The Conners Quotes

Mark: It's been three weeks since Grannie Rosie's funeral, why are people still giving us casseroles?
Harris: And why do people bring casseroles when somebody dies?

Jackie: What was this, tuna casserole or potato salad?
Darlene: It doesn't matter. It's just stuff and mayonnaise.