That doesn't make any sense. I got her knee fixed. I flushed all her pills.

Dan

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• Added: October 16, 2018

The autopsy found that it wasn't a heart attack. Roseanne O.D'd on opioids.

Jackie

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• Added: October 16, 2018

You ever read anything that anyone wants to hear?

Dan

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• Added: October 16, 2018

Do we have to keep talking about death all the time? It just keeps reminding me of grandma.

Harris

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• Added: October 16, 2018

Harris: What if the person who died was the only one that cooked?
Dan: Then we keep telling people we're grieving until we figure out to feed ourselves.

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• Added: October 16, 2018

Mark: It's been three weeks since Grannie Rosie's funeral, why are people still giving us casseroles?
Harris: And why do people bring casseroles when somebody dies?

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• Added: October 16, 2018

Jackie: What was this, tuna casserole or potato salad?
Darlene: It doesn't matter. It's just stuff and mayonnaise.

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• Added: October 16, 2018