The Conners
Wednesdays 9:00 PM on ABCThe Conners Season 2 Episode 8: "Lanford, Toilet of Sin" Quotes
I came by because I was worried about you being alone. I didn’t expect to see the Star Wars Cantina.
Louise
Jackie: I don’t get it. Why are people doing this?
Dan: I just think the people in this town need to see somebody get a win.
Jackie: Here’s to me failing again. This time I failed before I even tried.
Dan: That’s progress.
Odessa: You’re embarrassing yourself.
Darlene: Yeah, that’s my edge, I have no dignity at all.
Becky: This is why I always expect the worst. It’s like a shield I hold up to keep away hopes and dreams. This time I lowered my shield and a dream came along and kicked me right in the crotch.
Dan: That’s why when I dream I always wear a cup.
Dammit! I should have known my Mom wouldn’t keep up the property. Even as a parent she was a slum lord.
Jackie
To Jackie and Becky. May their success be the final nail in Bev’s coffin.
Dan