Ben: This needs to be rewritten.
Darlene: Wait, I turned this in last week and you said it was fine.
Ben: Yeah, that was last week but now it’s lacking honesty, truth, integrity, morality, loyalty…
Darlene: Okay, I think we have two options here. You can either beat up on me all day or we can get some work done.
Ben: Ooh, I’m an excellent multi-tasker.

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It hit me. I’ve been looking to the future for answers but all my happiness is behind me.

Jackie

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Becky: If I’m hearing you correctly, you’re going to be putting in all the money and taking all the risk.
Jackie: I am.
Becky: Then I’m in!

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If that’s true she’s been collecting rent checks this whole time while crying poverty and living with you. God, that’s horrible, even for her.

Becky

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Dan: You’ve just got to remind Mary that it doesn’t matter what other people say. The only opinions that matter are the ones in this family and the ones in her heart.
Darlene: Wow, how come I never got good advice like that. I just got, you’re a little freak so get used to it.

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Here’s a rule of thumb for a meaningful gesture, you have to get your ass off the couch in order to do it.

Dan

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Beverly: I didn’t expect to see you there. You almost gave me a heart attack.
Jackie: You can’t be attacked by something you don’t have.

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