Stitches was a bust. Horse kicked him in the head he's not all there.

Jackie

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• Added: October 22, 2018

David: Something happened but nothing's wrong.
Darlene: Does it look like I'm enjoying this game?

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• Added: October 22, 2018

David: Stop!
Darlene: What?
David: I don't know. I wasn't expecting the stop to work.

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• Added: October 22, 2018

I don't have a cellphone. They kill bees.

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• Added: October 22, 2018

David: They named her Blue because she wasn't breathing when she was born.
Darlene: Wow! That explains a lot.

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• Added: October 22, 2018

David: It's gonna be weird not being married to you.
Darlene: Yeah, I would have thought it got weird when you started living with another woman.

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• Added: October 22, 2018