Sally: Kaczmarek! You don't have to sneak around. No one cares that your friend here doesn't have papers. Hola. Como estas?
Pete: Yeah, Sally, this is...
Sally: Yeah. You can save your breath. You're going to need it later to blow up your date.

I'm fat because every time I spank your daddy, he gives me a biscuit.

Sally

Well, well, well. Nick Morelli. Oh, I saw you on TV, big man. You look like hell. I tease, buddy. You look great on camera, as long as it's pointed at Pete.

Sally

By the way, I'm having dinner with your sister tomorrow night.

Nick [to ADA Cole]

You might want to get a little sun this weekend, Nicky. We're about to lose a murder trial on national TV.

Pete

Jessica: Guys! C'mon, is there anything you guys don't argue about? How about the music act?
Nick and Pete: Frank Sinatra Jr.!

Pretty tense for a yoga studio, huh?

Nick

Pete: Next time I'm driving.
Nick: You don't have a car.

Nick: What? You're going to question my integrity in front of my new team?
Pete: You're a tyrant. You should work on that.

I think you're missing a button, little sister.

Zoe

I bet I can beat your Pontiac in my Cadillac.

Nick

Nick: Zoe, I have missed you every second that you've been gone.
Zoe: Oh yeah? What about Honeybee?
Nick: "Uh, hello. I'm not in the office today because I've been fired." You're the best.