Max: Morelli? Mind stopping somewhere and getting me a Cherry Cola, a pack of Spearmint gum, and a Mountain Dew? My mouth is kind of dry.
Nick: Try shutting it.

Max: What kind of tour bus does Willie Nelson drive on?
Detective: A cannabis.

Zoe: I think Judge Hunter might be bossier than Nick.
Lisa: Hard to imagine.

We're talking about Judge Hunter here. I mean, how do we humanize that guy? It's like trying to humanize a weed whacker.

Pete

Hey Lisa, nice suit. That was a compliment, not harassment.

Pete

Underwear isn't illegal. In fact, it's advisable. It prevents chaffing.

Max

You have sex hair!

Zoe

Tony: I may need to bill you guys for some cocktails.
Pete: She better be hot.

Coffee Vendor: One plain green tea. I don't even know you anymore, Morelli.
Nick: That makes two of us.

We're lawyers too. I'm ready to bite the tail of the dragon.

Nick

You're a good kid, Zoe. Get me a donut.

Nick

Johnny Greene: Good job, Morelli.
Nick: Hey, it's what we do.