Doesn't this guy have a face you just want to punch?

Pete

Gun or no gun, jury's gonna love Joe Suburbs.

Nick

Fine me. Not gonna make you a better judge.

Nick

He's a Mr. Know-It-All. He's a hot head. He's a pain in the ass!

Nick

Nick: I'll be "Meredith" and you be "you."
Pete: You're Meredith?
Nick: Yeah.
Pete: Yeesh, what the hell happened to your figure?
Nick: I stopped doing Yoga.

I can't just stand there? I gotta run in these alligator shoes?

Pete

Zoe: He's cute.
Pete: Yeah, he's a damn liar.
Zoe: The cute one's always are.

Pete: No bail for you. Murders, rapists, child molesters, and casino dead beats: no bail.

Pete: You're a big dude, Nick. A lot of girls love big guys.
Nick: Yeah, big girls!

Pete: A thinner Nick is an angry Nick.
Nick: I am not angry!
Pete: You're hungry. Go eat something!

Pete: You're a good man, Nicky. If I ever need a lawyer, I'm calling you.
Nick: If? How about you pay me for the last time you needed a lawyer. Pay your bills Kaczmarek!

Stand up. Be a man and tell the truth. Just tell the damn truth!

Pete