Pete: Have a drink with me?
ADA Hunt: Excuse me?
Pete: One drink, if things go well, maybe two.
ADA Hunt: Are you hitting on me in the middle of a plea bargain?
Pete: Yes, I've been meaning to, ever since you dumped what's his name...Ellis.
ADA Hunt: Ellis. I haven't dumped Ellis.
Pete: You should. C'mon, one drink. It'll be great. Happy hour.
Nick: I'm going out there to make my statement.
Pete: There he goes. He's going.
Nick: You better make up your mind quick.
Pete: Faster than that.
Nick: Before I talk too much.
Pete: He's got a huge mouth.

ADA Hunt: What the hell are you doing?
Pete: We had a date. It's a... it's a kiss.
ADA Hunt: Don't push your luck.

Elvis has left the building.

Nick

Sleep? C'mon it's Vegas! Let's go out.

Pete

Nick: We're not taking this case.
Pete: We just did.
Nick: We're not taking this case.
Pete: We just did.
Nick: Well then I invoke my power to veto.
Pete: Oh, ok, well according to Morelli/Kaczmerek rules, we're each allowed 5 vetoes per year and you my friend, have already used up your 5, plus 2 I gave you gratis.
Nick: I don't care.

Step away from the baby grand, baby.

Nick

Betty [to Nick]: You know that look you've been giving me ever since I came into your office?
Pete: We're working on that.

Betty: You're off the case.
Nick: I'm not even on it!
Betty: Good!

Pete: What is wrong with you?
Nick: She's guilty, Pete.
Pete: You're supposed to be a tourist in there, not the fricken DA. You sound like that nerd, Cole.

Never trust a man who spits when he's angry.

Nick

The law doesn't care about the truth.

Nick

Why do they even give you China when you get married? You never use it. When you get divorced, you get half of it. And you don't use that.

Nick