I'm probably just going to mess it up like I messed things up with Janet.

Jason

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• Added: October 09, 2019

No, shut up for a sec! I'm not a Buddhist monk. My name is Jason Mendoza. I'm a DJ from Florida, and I'm not supposed to be here! You gotta help me out, homie. I'm scared.

Jason

• Permalink: I'm a DJ from Florida, and I'm not supposed to be here!
• Added: October 09, 2019

I just want you to recognize that your blog hurt people. You have a chance to be better here.

Tahani

• Permalink: You have a chance to be better here.
• Added: October 10, 2019

Eleanor: Well this was a huge success!
Michael: Chidi's an absolute mess.

• Permalink: Chidi's an absolute mess.
• Added: October 10, 2019

I know that's silly. This is the Good Place. You two would never do anything to hurt anyone, but I am seriously worried that I did something wrong. And this is the universe getting back at me.

Chidi

• Permalink: This is the Good Place. You two would never do anything to hurt anyone.
• Added: October 10, 2019

If all you care about in the world is the velvet rope you will always be unhappy no matter what side you're on. You and I are proof of that.

Tahani

• Permalink: You and I are proof of that.
• Added: October 10, 2019

I went too far. And what's worse...I liked it. Because I'm angry at him for leaving me. Which isn't even remotely fair because he sacrificed himself for us, but I'm still angry he abandoned me. Which makes me feel guilty, which makes me angry, which makes me want to talk to Chidi because he's the person I go to when I'm angry. So, it's a real fun cycle.

Eleanor

• Permalink: I'm angry at him for leaving me.
• Added: October 10, 2019