Eleanor: I know you're trying to think of ways to save every soul who's ever lived and whatnot, but we may only have a half-hour left to exist, so I just wanted to check in with you vis-a-vis...us.
Chidi: Oh, okay. Yeah, cool. I love you.
Eleanor: Woah. Really?
Chidi: Yeah. I love you. So, do you love me?
Eleanor: Yeah! I do.
Chidi: Well, then cool. You and I are on our way to coolsville.
Eleanor: You seem oddly sure, which is unlike you. But it's kinda doing it for me.

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The cruelty of the punishment does not match the cruelty of the life that one has lived.

Chidi

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We need to come up with a system that will result in the least amount of cruelty and suffering to those who don't deserve it. This is a problem of justice.

Eleanor

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• Added: January 08, 2020

If you agree to let the judge establish a real medium place, you can torture the four of us forever.

Eleanor

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Your time on Earth won't be a test that you either pass or fail, but instead a class you take. And the test will come in the afterlife.

Eleanor

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Fine, if you're gonna make me admit it. Fighting you is the most fun I've ever had.

Shawn

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• Added: January 08, 2020