The Good Place
Thursdays 9:00 PM on NBCThe Good Place Season 2 Quotes
Jason: I vote we...
Tahani: No, sorry, and no offense Jason, but the stakes here are too high to let someone with your limited intellectual processing capacity weigh in.
Janet: You know, you seem so sad. Do you want me to make you a boyfriend too?
Derek: Oooh, I could have a brother?!
Janet: Yes! Based on your last 10,000 comments, it would be Stone Cold Steve Austin's head on Tahani's body.
Eleanor: Or vice versa.
Janet: We are so in sync we're finishing each other's--
Derek: Derek!
Jason's making me watch this horror film about two ex-convicts who try to rob and murder a neglected child. [The TV shows the movie Home Alone]
Tahani
Girl, you are a messy bench who loves drama and I am into it!
Eleanor
Eleanor: I hate to be the bearer of bad news...
Jason: Uh, I think you mean Bad News Bear.
I think I'll be okay now that I understand what I'm going through and now that I know I can talk to my friends about it.
Janet
I have never been that certain about anything. I once even tried to rent socks. How did I say that that easily?
Chidi
Two peas in a pod! One of whom needs to kill the other one immediately.
Janet
Janet: Eleanor told me that instead of being sad, I should 'go get it, girl.' So I'm going to go get it, girl.
Michael: Get what?
Janet: Unclear. I'll get everything, just to be safe.
The reason is friends! You're my friend, Janet. That's why I can't kill you. We have been through so much together. I mean, yeah, sure, for you, each time I rebooted you, you met me all over again, but for me, our -- our relationship has become important. You're my oldest, my truest, my most loyal friend. I can't just get rid of you and replace you with some other Janet I don't even know.
Michael
That's the good news. The bad news is I seem to be losing my ability to sustain object permanence. So it's sort of a glass half full, glass stops existing in time and space kind of deal.
Janet
