Kal: I gotta go.
Chris: I get it. I intimidate you.
Kal: I don't get intimidated. I intimidate.
Chris: He says as he runs from my office.

Grey: How bout you show me around and I give you a hundred bucks?
Abby: I'm an extra, not an escort.
Grey: Two hundred?
Abby: Where to, mister?

My mother's dead. My father's an ex-convict. I drink cognac and I don't vote. Wanna get out of here?

Kal

Eleanor: How would you like to skip 40 years of fumbling around in the dark and really learn how to please a lady?
Nick:I would not..no...I know what I'm doing.
Eleanor: I can tell you without a doubt you do not know what you're doing.
Nick: Are you talking about a verbal lesson?
Eleanor: No, one learns by doing, Nick.

Ricky: You have two faces and I don't like either face!
Raquel: All right. You don't seem to be alone in that.
Ricky: Oh, boo hoo. I don't cry for the puppet master. I cry for the puppet.

The L.A. Complex Season 2 Episode 8 Quotes

Eleanor: How would you like to skip 40 years of fumbling around in the dark and really learn how to please a lady?
Nick:I would not..no...I know what I'm doing.
Eleanor: I can tell you without a doubt you do not know what you're doing.
Nick: Are you talking about a verbal lesson?
Eleanor: No, one learns by doing, Nick.

Ricky: You have two faces and I don't like either face!
Raquel: All right. You don't seem to be alone in that.
Ricky: Oh, boo hoo. I don't cry for the puppet master. I cry for the puppet.