Girls, quit it. You're both pretty.

Eve [to Jacob and Ezekiel]

Well, that's one Civil War town that's a little more civil.

Jacob

Jenkins: This is me trying on my training wheels.
Eve: How'd that go?
Jenkins: They fell off.

Jenkins, we have to talk!

Cassandra [to Jenkins]

Ghosts are so cliche. Why can't it be a time traveler or a hologram or a magic frat house crisis?

Ezekiel

I tell you what, it's bad stuff.

Jacob [to Eve]

Janet: History is a theme park, if you package it right.
Jacob: This is where you and I are going to have a lot of disagreement.

I didn't mean to lose it. I'm sorry, Daddy.

Milton Loveday

Cassandra: What that really so hard?
Karla: That was so hard.

I'm just glad that you have realized what we have clearly known. You are anything but normal. Thank goodness for that.

Jenkins [to Cassandra]

Ezekiel: Who's going to help me inventory the New Artifact room if you go?
Cassandra: By help, you mean do it for you?
Ezekiel: Exactly.

Jenkins: Well, at least she's acclimating.
Eve: For better or worse.

The Librarians Quotes

Eve: You call Excalibur, 'Cal'?
Flynn: We're friends. Best friends. Besties, really.

Eve: How did you know all that?
Flynn: I'm the Librarian.