The Magicians
Wednesdays 9:00 PM on SyFyThe Magicians Season 2 Episode 7: "Plan B" Quotes
Alice: Just let me take over your body. For the tiniest little bit. I'll be good. I'll be so good.
Quentin: No. That's crazy.
Alice: So I have to be a Niffin, yet I don't even get to be a Niffin? I could travel the universe. I could see things you couldn't even imagine. Instead, I have to be bored and stuck with you.
Professor Lipson: Have you seen the Twilight movies? [continues examining Julia's stomach]. Specifically the last one?
Julia: No.
Professor Lipson: That's probably for the best.
What's this bitch doing in my room?
Alice
Margo: A bank heist? Wow.
Eliot: I think the time we've invested in him may actually pay off.
Eliot: To our little thievery corporation [everyone raises their glasses in a toast]
Margo: [to Julia] P.S. We still hate you. but it's the twenty-first century. It shouldn't be this hard for a girl to get an evil demigod abortion.
Eliot: And we're emotionally advanced. We can hold resentment and sympathy for a person at the same time.
Penny: They can't see me. I'm not technically here. I'm incepting your ass. Your head. Your dreams. You're still asleep in Fillory, remember?
Eliot: That is overly complicated.
Eliot: I don't even think Alice could do this in under four minutes.
Alice: Maybe not then. But now I could do it in 15 [pauses for effect] seconds. Oh well. Rest in peace, Penny.
Quentin: [gives her a desperate look]
Alice: Well...I guess I could help. For a price. I want to drive. For one hour a day, I get control of your body.
