I only wonder why the two of you didn't become life long friends the moment you shook hands.


Oh, I like it when you get all authoritarian on me.


Lisbon: Sweetie, it's all right. We're with the CBI.
Jane: I know it sounds made up but we have a website and everything.

Jane: Cheer up -
Lisbon: Why?
Jane: Because it's better to be happy than to be sad.

Well, if you'll excuse me I have your funeral to go to.


Lisbon: Look, we have a serious problem.
Jane: Yeah, I was really looking forward to a muffin.

Lisbon: You look a little creaky.
Jane: Yeah, a cattle prod will do it to you.
Lisbon: Well, the doctor says there's no lasting effects.
Jane: Well that doctor should try it himself sometime.

You've been LaRoched haven't you?


We are like the FBI only more conveniently located.


I'm starting to enjoy shooting people. Got ya.


Mrs. Elkins: How can you be so cold?
Patrick: Practice.

Marcus Kuzmenko, more of a gentle lover or a brute?


The Mentalist Quotes

Fischer: We want to help him out.
Lisbon: You want to use him.

Jane: Did the killer take the finger?
Cho: Looks that way.