Favorite The Mentalist Quotes
Lisbon: Visualize has a college.
Cho: Apparently you major in yourself.
Jane: This is Red John.
Lisbon: How can you tell?
Jane: Because when it's him I can feel it.
When aliens do come I hope they eat you.Lisbon
If you truly want revenge you have to be hard. You have to be dishonest and devious and cold. You can't let people see what's really in your heart.Jane
We are like the FBI only more conveniently located.Cho
I only wonder why the two of you didn't become life long friends the moment you shook hands.Lorelei
Oh stop, self pity will kill you - take it from someone who knows.Jane
Don't be naive. Men lie... and kill.Van Pelt
Lisbon: Are you leaving the CBI?
Jane: No, of course not. What would I do for amusement?
Jane: Cheer up -
Jane: Because it's better to be happy than to be sad.
Well, if you'll excuse me I have your funeral to go to.Jane
Lisbon: Look, we have a serious problem.
Jane: Yeah, I was really looking forward to a muffin.