If there's one thing that this job kills inside, it's a sense of trust.

Abbott

Jane: I don't need a desk.
Fischer: Really, you work standing up.
Jane: No, lying down.

We have to wait for a hit on the BOLO. I hate that.

Lisbon

You throw out a pretty good line for a guy who's out of practice.

Krystal

Fischer: Jane certainly seems to be enjoying himself.
Lisbon: He usually does.

Krystal: Oh, you're trouble.
Jane: Harmless as a fly.

Oh, you're helping, by going on a date.

Lisbon

This room makes me feel like I'm in an aquarium and everyone's looking at me.

Lisbon

Lisbon: Where are you?
Jane: Following the scent of murder like a bloodhound.

Jane: I guess we need to think outside of the box.
Lisbon: That's always a bad sign.

So we agree. I won't tell anyone if you don't.

Jane

Jane: I could drive my Airstream down to Gentry. Want to join me?
Lisbon: In a silver bucket? No thanks.
Jane: OK. Fischer it is.

The Mentalist Quotes

Grace Van Pelt: Mr. Jane, I have a question regarding your previous career path.
Patrick Jane: Fire away.
Grace Van Pelt: When you met with other psychics, real psychics, could they tell you were just pretending?
Patrick Jane: There's no such thing as real psychics.

Greetings old friend, it's been a while. I hope you are keeping well. I am thriving and happy. I have 12 wives now and will soon begin courting number 13. Why can't you catch me? You must feel so powerless and stupid and sad. Oh well. All the best. Red John.

Grace Van Pelt