Every time we shower together, he makes a donation to the Vatican.

Did you know people are buying jeans with holes already ripped in them?

Danny

I'll just heroically save the practice from what I did to it

All this time I thought I was the hot girlfriend, but turns out I'm just the sexy mistress

The INS got less interested when they found out I was rich and white

Jeremy

Are you from McFadden Steakhouse? Did you find my shoe?

Tax evasion is a serious crime. You're stealing from America. Are you proud of yourself? You're stealing from the Grand Canyon. The Liberty Bell.

Danny

I can never repay to and don't plan to.

Danny: You know I'm annulled.
Mindy: That's only in the eyes of God. That means less than nothing.

I can't go back to England. I've forgotten all the words.

Jeremy

My office only has one entrance and I don't know if that's good enough for you anymore.

Let's leave God out of this. I told him you were my assistant.

Danny

The Mindy Project Quotes

After four vodka sodas I realized, I had something to say.

Mindy

Daniel Castellano, I'm the man that is going to take a person out of you. I don't take that responsibility lightly okay?

Daniel