Popular The Mindy Project Quotes
Why would Mindy want to go to Stanford? She hates not being the only Asian in a room.
Peter
OK. I'm going to picture [Peter] without his personality. Woah, Peter might be hot.
I've never been that close to billionaires in person before. Oh no, Danny, do you think one of them might try to '50 Shades of Grey' me?
Answer me right now. What is more important? Your relationship with Dr. Lahiri or this basketball team I made you join 2 days ago?
Morgan
Morgan: Hey Dr. P, you play basketball?
Peter: Just a pickup game I play with my friends. Mostly it's just an excuse to use black slang. [To Tamra] Excuse me, blood.
Danny: Take her to Alcatraz.
Mindy: Oh, I would love that. What is that?
Barb: It's the world's most famous marriage, I mean prison.
I had no friends in 7th grade, so I had time to master the cross stitch.
Great, the one person who watched Space Jam quit.
Morgan
I've never played basketsball. I'm sure I'll pick it up. Who's going to be goalie?
Jeremy
We're losing? I thought the game was to score the least amount of points like golf.
Jeremy
Mindy: I had to sacrifice a lot, too. Like Neepa or Promud or Gamora or Groot or Rocket the Raccoon.
Rob: I think some of those are Guardians of the Galaxy.
Danny: You sat on me!
Mindy: Yes and I farted on you, too.