Popular The Mindy Project Quotes
If we are indulging in imaginary situations I would love to introduce you to my husband, straight Anderson Cooper.
Here's your dumb watch. I found it in the nightstand next to a tube of really slippery toothpaste.
Betsy
No offense, that excuse stinks. I told them you were helping a little black kid.
Shauna
Mindy: Hey babe this is disgusting.
Josh: Okay...
Mindy: I know it sounds like I'm angry, because it was disgusting in my mouth, but I'm actually worried
Josh: I don't know, maybe all these years drinking nothing but energy drinks has left me legally taste blind.
The only other English person they know is my GPS lady.
Betsy
Socks on a hard wood floor, recipe for disaster.
Dennis
In honor of our European friend I got some beer with the two dots over the thing.
Mr. Putch
Carl: Dennis a sweater vest. You're dressing very metrosexual. Do you know that word Mindy?
Mindy: Yeah I remember it.
I'm not saying you're a mess but I'm not saying you're not.
Gwen
You guys wanna see how many push-ups I can do?
Morgan
I'm sorry is this Wayne Manner? Your husband is such a dork!
Daniel Castellano, I'm the man that is going to take a person out of you. I don't take that responsibility lightly okay?
Daniel
