Mindy: I'm sorry, Danny, she's a million years old. Let her enjoy her birthday.
Danny: Believe me Mindy, you'll find other opportunities to eat cake.

Taddling is when a little girl does it, when a hot woman does it it's called whistleblowing.

Mindy

Beverly: Why are you wearing a wetsuit?
Jeremy: This isn't a wetsuit, these are skinny pants and a fitted shirt.

I hate when people say old school when all they mean is inefficient and rude.

Mindy

No one's really an architect, that's like a job guys have in the movies.

Danny

I can't run into somebody I know on the subway and not stand next to them, it's weird.

Mindy

The Mindy Project Season 1 Episode 2 Quotes

No one's really an architect, that's like a job guys have in the movies.

Danny

I can't run into somebody I know on the subway and not stand next to them, it's weird.

Mindy