Part of me thinks if you're getting your medical advice from a TV show, you deserve to die.

Ben

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• Added: November 15, 2016

Is there a warrant out for your arrest? No one will notice. All white guys look the same.

Mindy

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• Added: November 15, 2016

I'm going to mix wine and ginger ale to make champagne.

Colette

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• Added: November 15, 2016

I'm so proud of Ben. It's like I'm a stage mom, but I can have sex with the kid.

Mindy

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• Added: November 15, 2016

I already have TV experience. I was featured on Sports Center when I fell off the second deck at a Braves game.

Colette

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• Added: November 15, 2016

I'll check that out, the minute I finish this tweet I'm reading.

Mindy

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• Added: November 15, 2016