The Mindy Project Season 3 Episode 5: "The Devil Wears Land's End" Quotes
You know I wrote a TV pilot about him [Peter] once, network said it was too sad.
Shonda Rhimes
Am I the new mayor of Shondaland?
Peter
Danny, I hate facing consequences. That's why I haven't opened my mail in two years.
Mindy
And now, Jean has a case of Mindy fever, and we all know there ain't no cure for that.
Mindy
Dr. Jean: I really had a good time, even when you tried to dance with those kids on the subway.
Mindy: Yeah, they really hated it. It hurt my feelings actually.
I was named "New York's 'It' Girl" by a magazine that I made at the carnival.
Mindy
I'm not here to make friends, I'm here to make babies.
Dr. Jean
I told Jeremy if he ever wants me to go anywhere, he has to trick me into believing that Pharell is doing a meet and greet.
Mindy
[to Mindy] You remind me of the demented aunt that raised me.
Cop
Mindy: Relax. I've been pulled over a hundred times and I've never once gotten a ticket.
Danny: How?
Mindy: The way I get out of everything: lying and crying.
I still don't think we should've brought a gift to a second wedding. It's rewarding failure.
Danny
That was me. I just threw a dirty dish out the window because I didn't want to deal with it.
Mindy
