The Mindy Project Quotes
Danny: You're the lady that says she'll have what she's having.
Mindy: I'm Rob Reiner's mother?
Danny: How many best friends from college do you have?
Mindy: Best friend isn't a person Danny it's a tier.
Mindy: Why do you have a mannequin head and Bossypants in here?
Morgan: I wated to see how Tina Fey could juggle it all.
Jeremy: The key Mindy is to find a man who you are attracted to, but don't respect and can't see a future with.
Mindy: Draco Malfoy.
Jeremy: Someone not fictitious.
Maybe Saturday night you and I can meet up and make our lunches for the week.
Betsy
Danny: Are you kidding me? Why are you wearing that?!
Mindy: Because I don't want to get murdered Danny!
Danny: That doesn't clarify anything!
Old guys think I have sassy mouth.
This house, not equipped for kids alright? I eat cereal out of wine glasses.
Why do u need a bunk bed? Are you trying to lure Marines in here so you can hook up with them?
Danny
I can do anything as long as it's just paying for something.
Evan: Mindy you're a doctor do something!
Mindy: I'm a gynecologist Evan. Why don't you web design him back to life!
Rapping is a hobby. Do you think I would just throw my life away simply because I'm good at naming celebrity couples?
