The Mindy Project Season 1 Quotes
And yeah we're lame, we're Hindu, we use Groupon for burritos, but you know what? That's our lot in life and we love it.
Hey guys, can I trade you? Because that woman just asked to buy my penis.
Danny
I once fasted for a month during Ramadan just to be more Catholic. You know, I wander into Bris's and come out more Catholic.
Danny
a women's prison you guys? Come on, if I wanted to get shanked, I'd just shave my legs drunk again.
Mindy: Do not eat that! That could be like one of those pies from The Help!
Bonnie: But I always wanted to try razzleberries!
Mindy: I think that's a poop pie.
Bonnie: There's not any poop in that pie!
I'm not a drug addict and who serves wine at an intervention?
Danny
Morgan: That was a cough! I coughed!
Danny: That was not a cough!
I would rather take my MCAT again than watch Caddyshack.
You already call a wallet a billfold, you're gonna be a dad.
Did you ever get your period? That was a big thing the last time we talked.
Sam
Morgan: He sounds hilarious.
Danny: What are you basing that on?
Morgan: Well she said he was Jewish.
Danny: Morgan we're in the middle of Manhattan.
Brendan: Mindy why aren't you answering my texts?
Mindy: Because you're a dick.
