The Mindy Project Season 1 Quotes
Merciful Jesus please make Mindy show up and let the Yankees scout some good Dominicans this season.
Danny
Is it offensive to say that I only trust an older white man to give me the news?
Beverly
Kim Kardashian made a sex tape?
Morgan
Danny: Maybe you should leave the marketing strategy to partners a little less cloaked in shame. You know, the taxi video.
Jeremy: Mindy, you know, don't dwell on the past. Just focus on trying to make the future less disastrous.
I'm not jealous of a guy who wears boot cut jeans ok?
Jamie
Guys I dropped a Mike and Ike on the floor! I need all eyes on this.
Morgan
To show my gratitude for this kindness, we can choose any city of the Real Housewives to watch.
It's cool if you're into me. Kevin Garnett once bought me a Coke at a P.F. Changs.
How much for that sea dog...how much for this flightless bird?
Morgan
Wouldn't Prince Harry's Instagram be so good?
Danny: You're the lady that says she'll have what she's having.
Mindy: I'm Rob Reiner's mother?
Danny: How many best friends from college do you have?
Mindy: Best friend isn't a person Danny it's a tier.
