The Mindy Project Season 1 Quotes
Mindy: Why do you have a mannequin head and Bossypants in here?
Morgan: I wated to see how Tina Fey could juggle it all.
Jeremy: The key Mindy is to find a man who you are attracted to, but don't respect and can't see a future with.
Mindy: Draco Malfoy.
Jeremy: Someone not fictitious.
Maybe Saturday night you and I can meet up and make our lunches for the week.
Betsy
Danny: Are you kidding me? Why are you wearing that?!
Mindy: Because I don't want to get murdered Danny!
Danny: That doesn't clarify anything!
Old guys think I have sassy mouth.
This house, not equipped for kids alright? I eat cereal out of wine glasses.
Why do u need a bunk bed? Are you trying to lure Marines in here so you can hook up with them?
Danny
I can do anything as long as it's just paying for something.
Evan: Mindy you're a doctor do something!
Mindy: I'm a gynecologist Evan. Why don't you web design him back to life!
Rapping is a hobby. Do you think I would just throw my life away simply because I'm good at naming celebrity couples?
Phlebotomy gotta be a lotta blood snot and pee. My dude is premo when he's drawin that hemo, he found that vein like that fish found Nemo!
Rishi
Oh my god did my tuition check bounce? Sometimes they don't take those Hunger Games checks seriously, but I get such good Mockingjay points.
