Laura: Yesterday you had forgot that an entire conversation had taken place.
Jake: I have a minor heart condition as a result of the shooting.

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Jake: You are one hell of a liar.
Laura: Thank you. I learned from the best.

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Are you kidding me?! Seven dollars for a box of crackers. Do you have a layaway program?

Laura

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• Added: October 07, 2015

Don't punish with silence, I can't take it.

Max

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• Added: October 07, 2015

Our parents gave us logic problems at dinner, didn't solve it, no dessert.

Meredith

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• Added: October 07, 2015

Jake: I don't see a phone, do you?
Laura: Nope, which is very weird cause kids these days are surgically tethered to their phones.

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• Added: October 07, 2015