The Mysteries of Laura Season 1 Quotes
Jake: I guarantee the boys will love that one.
Laura: Well...it's not just the boys. I hope you don't mind, I...
Jake: Oh! You invited Tony.
Laura: Following your lead, getting the kids to know the significant other. That's not weird for you, is it?
Jake: No. It's fine.
Max: I found pics of her and Zach on RKOI.
Billy: RKOI?
Max: Rich Kids Of Instagram. Where my people show off their wealth in ridiculous ways; entitlement porn.
So, if Detective Pulaski were just some blonde at the rave it would be OK to drug her without her consent?
Billy
Laura: Frankie is rolling on Molly.
Max: One, you don't say rolling on Molly, you just say rolling. Two, Frankie is rolling is the best moment of my life.
Jake: Did I miss something or is it be annoyed with Jake day?
Laura: Perceptive!
I know Laura better than the soundtrack of Wicked.
Max
Alicia: There ain't nothing wrong with a cute white boy. I had a thing for Kevin Costner, myself.
Tony: Thanks. I think.
Farting does not qualify as show and tell.
Frankie: I just thought that if your family was super traditional, they don't know you're gay.
Max: Please! That closet door wide opened back when I demanded to be Mariah for Halloween three years running. No, No. My mom's dying to throw me a big fat gay wedding.
Billy: Do you know this jackass?
Laura: I almost married this jackass.
Francesca: Do you have any idea why Captain Broderick seems to favor Detective Diamond?
Meredith: Can this stay between you and me?
Francesca: Ok.
Meredith: Promise?
Francesca: Swear.
Meredith: Laura Diamond is by far the best detective here, but if you ever repeat a word of that to anyone I will hunt you down. Clear?
You're bad for me Jake. Go home.
