The Mysteries of Laura Season 1 Quotes
Assault with a deadly egg roll?!
Jake
Do you notice that every time he pauses he is getting ready to say something bigoted?
Socks are fun!
Max
Why does everyone have a problem with these shoes?!
Who hates Harry Potter?
Jake
Who are these two angels?
Just to let you know, bug spray, two women saved you ass!
Meredith
Those Breaking Bad day's when you cook it are over.
Billy
No wonder the meth mom's gravitated towards him."
Jake
You brought 6 year olds to a wake?
Jake
Of course I don't trust you! I'm a police officer, I don't trust anyone.
Once a 6, always a 6.
