In the end, the greatest snowball isn't a snowball at's fear. Merry Christmas.


Robert seems great. He's very handsome, firm handshake, he's gay, good sense of humor.


I have been trying to get on jury duty every year since I was 18 years old. To get to go sit in an air conditioned room, downtown, judging people, while my lunch is paid for...that is the life.


Didn't think your affectionate nicknames would be your undoing, did you Jim?


Holly: You guys, it wasn't my fault!
Kevin: Oh nothing is ever your fault! Just like when you ate those maple candies that you brought for us!

Maybe Holly's not in any position to be shooing guys away


Darryl: I told her Santa would be here.
Michael: Yeah well I was told Holly would be here, single and ready to date, and we all got misled.
Pam: Who told you that?
Michael: Nora every romantic comedy ever made.

I don't have kids or anything, but if my grandmother ever dies I'm going to kill myself.


Michael: You know who my favorite character in Toy Story is? Andy's mom.
Holly: Why?
Michael: Because without Andy's mom there's no plot, and without any plot there is no movie.

It looks beautiful in here. Super classy. It's like a party for limosuine drivers.


Holly: Is there any way I can get a hand with these please?
Erin: I'm really sorry, I can't help you. I'm waiting for my boss's pretty friend to arrive.

I have no feeling in my fingers or penis, but I think it was worth it.


The Office Season 7 Episode 11 Quotes

At its worst it was a toxic, political club used to make others feel miserable and left out. At its best, it planned parties.


I can't get anything lately unless I threaten to kill myself.