I have been trying to get on jury duty every year since I was 18 years old. To get to go sit in an air conditioned room, downtown, judging people, while my lunch is paid for...that is the life.

Stanley

Rating: 4.6 / 5.0 (9 Votes)
Character:
Stanley Hudson
Episode:
The Office Season 7 Episode 11: "Classy Christmas"
Show:
The Office
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The Office Season 7 Episode 11 Quotes

In the end, the greatest snowball isn't a snowball at all...it's fear. Merry Christmas.

Dwight

Oh my God, it's the first snowfall of Christmas. Is that just so magical for you, little girl? Can you not wait to have a hot chocolate and cuddle up with Poppa and tell him about all your Christmas dreams? Hmmm? It's not even real snow. Look it's dusting. Pitiful.

Dwight [to Jim]