The Office Quotes
Now I know why Michael hated you so much.
Andy (to Toby)
Angela: If you pray enough, you can turn yourself into a cat person.
Oscar: Those guys always turn back, Angela.
I am enormously proud of what I did for that turtle.
Kevin
You can't eat cats, Kevin.
Kevin
With work and two kids, nothing interesting's gonna happen to us for a long, long time.
Pam
It's not garbage, it's my clothes.
Ryan
I just want ONE mother f*cking delicious moment.
Andy
Gabe: Happy birthday to Gabe.
Nellie: Oh get out, Skeleton Man!
Darryl: What flavor is that?
Warehouse Guy: Coconut Penis.
It gets better, but it also gets vastly more complicated.
Robert
Phyllis: What's he doing?
Dwight: He's searching out younger gays.
I'm the f*cking lizard king.
Robert
