People laughed at Klingon at first, and now you can major in it.

Dwight

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• Added: October 05, 2012

Angela insisted that all the animals be fully clothed.

Pam

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• Added: October 05, 2012

Nellie! Get your wrinkly old balls in here.

Andy

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• Added: October 05, 2012

Ah, French. It's a great language...if you're a chain smoking acrobat.

Dwight

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• Added: October 05, 2012

Cronkite was hot. If I could go back in time, I'd take that moustache ride.

Meredith

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• Added: September 28, 2012

Darryl: We have a voluntary meeting in the conference room to talk about Erin's...confidence.
Andy: Her body.

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• Added: September 28, 2012

The Taliban is the worst...great heroin though.

Creed

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• Added: September 28, 2012

I planned a wedding with him. He wanted hot dogs.

Pam

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• Added: September 28, 2012

I don't think that you understand wheels.

Kevin

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• Added: September 28, 2012

A wheel wants to spin, Pam.

Creed

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• Added: September 28, 2012

They say you only live once, and I'm about to prove it.

Dwight

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• Added: September 21, 2012

Dwight: Is there a belt above black?
Jim: You should ask him. It's a color you would never expect.

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• Added: September 21, 2012