The Office Quotes
I didn't realize how many of Angela's opinions I agreed with...until she tried to have my knee caps shattered for sleeping with her husband.
Oscar
Where are gay men's vaginas?
Dwight
There are a million gorgeous guys in the Scranton/Wilkes-Barre area, and you choose the man who's a father of her child?
Dwight
He and the senator are gaying each other.
Dwight
It's cruel, because a woman with damaged knees can't scrub worth a damn.
Dwight
Trevor: Is it safe to talk?
Dwight: Well this documentary crew has been following our every move for the past nine years, but I don't see them, so I think we're good.
Kevin: He's a sweet kid Daryl, but he's not the sharpest guy in the drawer.
Pete: Kevin, I can hear you.
I'm not in your panties, I don't go vigilantes.
Dwight
Smile if you love men's prostates.
Toby
I'm gonna get nightmares with that face.
Nellie (about Dwight)
It's business women and their power suits and their shoulder pads. Don't lie about your shoulders.
Dwight
Dwight: He used to fight dogs.
Pam: Like he used to make dogs fight or he actually fought dogs?
Dwight: Little of this, little of that.
