The Office Season 6 Quotes
I guess in most romantic comedies, the guy you're supposed to be with is the one that you've never really thought of in that way. You might have even thought he was annoying, or possibly homosexual.
Kelly
Camel cigarettes did the same thing with Joe Camel by making him look like a penis. I can't even go near a cigarette now without thinking of a penis, and vice versa.
Michael
I'm Jolene Bennet, Jo for short. I'm a breast cancer survivor, close personal friends with Nancy Pelosi, and Truman Capote and I slept with three of the same guys.
Jo
I might start a diabolical plot against him after this one...
Dwight [on Ryan]
I wish I had a lair.
Dwight
Jim: In which movie did they realize the boss was within earshot and they just went to talk to her?
Michael: Lethal Weapon?
Jim: Then I think we should do it the Lethal Weapon way.
Yeah, I have this thing about men cutting or threatening to cut my throat. Don't try to cut my throat!
Meredith
This isn't a toast. You're just thinking out loud.
Phyllis
Is Christian Slater back there? Because he'd know what to do.
Michael
Too much change is not a good thing. Ask the climate.
Michael
Christian Slater? Have you ever tasted a rainbow? At Sabre, you will.
Jim: If not, there's always the army. The... infantry.
Pam: Okay.
