The Office Season 8 Quotes
Erin: Pam, how would you rate me as a receptionist on a scale of 1 to 3?
Pam: Ummm, two?
Erin: That's like the second to last thing I wanted to hear.
Every Halloween I tell him the same thing; you can't bring weapons into the office, and every year he says the same thing; as soon as I get my weapons back I'm gonna kill you.
Toby
You're the people's princess! Diana was nothing!
Meredith
Andy: Chef from South Park. It's genius!
Stanley: Just some chef.
Dwight: I can get you exotic meats...hippo steaks, giraffe burgers.
Robert: We'll talk.
Dwight: It'll all be goat.
Cheers, cheers, cheers. Get your own guitar.
Andy
You know the difference between a crying baby and a manager? One day the baby will grow up.
Robert
Kevin: Andy, I think we should acknowledge the man who has led us to such a profitable quarter...to Robert California.
Gabe: I would also like to toast Robert California.
Andy: You can't triple toast somebody.
I'd like to make a toast. To the troops...all the troops...both sides.
Ryan
She just always has to copy anything I do. It's the Ford Taurus situation all over again.
Angela
I cannot believe I didn't think of toasting Robert. Get in the game Gabriel. Why are you talking to Stanley's mistress?
Gabe
Walter: And this must be your lovely wife Pam.
Meredith: Hell no. She wishes.
