The Office Season 8 Quotes
Andy: Ow, ow!
Tattoo Artist: That was just the cotton swab.
Andy: Invest in softer cotton, sir.
Let's ink my stink!
Andy
I guess you could say I'm in one of those ass tattoo incentive situations.
Andy
Andy: You think it has anything to do with the incentive program?
Jim: Oh absolutely. People wanna see you tattoo your ass.
Your friend Neil Patrick Harris really made me laugh the other night.
Dwight (to Oscar)
Robert: You want a three and a half day weekend for Columbus Day?
Andy: Yes I do.
Robert: And you are aware Columbus and his legions committed genocide against an entire civilization of Native Americans?
Andy: I don't care.
Just to show you I'm being fair, you had Gabe in the losers column...I think that is astute. Good call.
Andy
Winners, prove me right. Losers, prove me wrong.
Robert
Not to point out the glaringly obvious, but doesn't the fact that I'm in this group make anyone feel just a little bit better?
Ryan
Robert: Jim, your daughter Cecilia, what does she think of The Street?
Jim: I...uhh...
Robert: Sesame Street.
Well you take the first letter of each name, assign it a number, add 'em all up, and shove it up your butt!
Stanley
Pam, come on. Don't be such a right-sider.
Dwight
