Hey Andy, how about you don't steal my business strategies, and I won't dress like life is just one long brunch.

Gabe

You don't need a reason to throw a garden party anymore than you need a reason to throw a birthday party.

Andy

Jim: This is literally how they built the pyramids.
Dwight: Well they whipped people, which was helpful.

Ryan: Everybody wants to be rich, but nobody wants to work for it.
Pam: You came in at 10:30 today right?

Andy: You do have a fantastic basement.
Darryl: I did. I did have a fantastic basement. Now it smells like tacos.

Good old Kevin. He'll do anything. Well guess what? I will not do a good job.

Kevin

Pam: I think we should get a townhouse in SoHo.
Ryan: SoHo's mostly lofts but okay.

Jim: I mean I don't even know what I'd do with all that money.
Dwight: I know what you'd do with all that money. "Hey Pam, let's buy expensive bathrobes and hug."

This guy's been gone long enough. He's lost his right to a window.

Oscar

Andy: We're losing cloud cover.
Kelly: Oh don't try to get in on it now, Michael Vick.
Darryl: Hey, hey...Vick did his time.

I'm gonna get in my car. When I start dying I will honk the horn three times. That means save the dog.

Kevin

There's something about an underdog that really inspires the unexceptional.

Robert

The Office Season 8 Quotes

He talked her out of her own job and I don't know how someone does that.

Jim

Planking is one of those things where, hey you either get it or you don't...and I don't, but I am so excited to be a part of it.

Erin