I want to run. I want to get out of the car.

Lisa Rinna

It's wackadoodle time.

Lisa Rinna

I think digging trenches would actually be more relaxing than having a massage next to Brandi Glanville.

Lisa Vanderpump

I'll take pampering any way can get it. I'm a pamper whore.

Lisa Rinna

Ever since I dropped Alexia off at college I feel as though I've left half my body in Arizona.

Kyle

I will do anything for Penn Jillette. Probably not porn, but anything else.

Lisa Rinna

I want to be like, Yes, go! Spread your wings and fly. Fuck that.

Kyle Richards

If that's not some white trash, I don't know what is.

Lisa Rinna

Why did you do it like this, like you were finger banging your wife?

Brandi

Lisa Rinna: Brandi, you're kind of f**king crazy.
Brandi: And cheers to that.

That's like a man taking his clothes off and saying his penis isn't big enough. In your own words, shut the f**k up!

Lisa Vanderpump

Brandi: Do you think you'd want to go to lunch tomorrow?
Lisa Vanderpump: Why would I want to do that?