Sarah: What are you doing here?
Paul: Can't a father visit his daughter?

I know if we work together, we can create something that all of Greylock can be proud of. And we can show the world that real democracy is alive and well.

Sarah [to her Congress]

A.J.: Is [Weston] coming back or can I return my noise-canceling headphones?
Sarah: No! We aren't that loud, are we?
A.J.: There was a couple of times when I thought God was actually going to answer you.

Maya: [About Hunter] What a tool!
Tyler: He's the right tool for the job.

Sarah: Fortune 500 hip-pocketing government is not what democracy looks like.
Danny: A group of voters uniting in service of a common cause is exactly what democracy looks like.

Tyler: I know how to fight against the system, not for it.
Maya: Why throw rocks at an ivory tower when you can burn it down from the inside?

Easy there, American Psycho! Your girlfriend did you wrong, not my muffin.

Corinne [to AJ]

Liz: Six months ago, you were a high school teacher. What qualifies you to run our lives without any supervision?
Sarah: Supervision? I need checks and balances, not a babysitter.

You can keep your day job. All I ask is your time, and your mind, to write a new Constitution for Greylock.

Sarah: My name is trending No. 4 in the U.S. right now.
Grover: Well, in the clickbait Olympics, you don't even make the podium.

Danny: You could have told me that Adam was Corinne's husband.
Grover: And you could have not bulldozed my house.
Danny: OK. Fair point.

Hey, man. It's not my fault you abandoned your queen.

Adam [to Danny]

The Republic of Sarah Quotes

Sarah: Someone I know kept crashing into me in the pit last night.
Grover: It's a punk show. You're supposed to go home sore.
Sarah: I'm not complaining. You can crash into me whenever you want.

A.J.: What time did you get home last night.
Sarah: Does 6 a.m. still count as last night?
A.J.: Somebody had a fun evening.