Laurie: I'm afraid to fall asleep. Go ahead, tell me I'm going to go home, and there's nothing wrong with me. That's exactly what the other three doctors said.
Conrad: Actually, women under 35 are the most misdiagnosed subset in the country so, no. I don't want to tell you that. Whatever you're experiencing is taking a toll on you. It's very clear.

Bell: What would cause a website not to load on my computer?
Grayson: Uh, the hospital blocks porn.
Bell: I'm the CEO of the hospital. I don't watch porn.
Grayson: Everyone watches porn.
Bell: I'm not watching porn.
Grayson: Right, because it's blocked.

Laurie: Who are you?
Conrad: I'm your doctor.
Laurie: No, my doctor is Conrad Hawkins. I just talked to him. I never met you in my life

Laurie: Earlier you told me not to hold back, so you do the same. Just tell me the truth.
Conrad: Do you have any family history of schizophrenia?

Mina: You're being codependent.
Nic: How about, great party! Are you having a great time?
Mina: I don't ask questions I already know the answer to.

Laurie: I deserve the nightmares.
Conrad: Everyone gets nightmares. I have my own from time to time.

Marshall: So when was the last time you took a few days off to recharge your battery?
Conrad: I have no idea.
Marshall: I did the same thing when I was your age. Burned it at both ends until I burned out.

You can't just take care of everyone except for you. You know that.

Jessie

Bell: Vitals are improving.
Mina and Voss: Showoff.
AJ: Hey, if you got it, flaunt it.
Bell: As we were.
AJ: Hashtag. Team Chastain.

Family is complicated. You just got to hope that they'll be there for you in the end.

Conrad

Conrad: Maybe when you stop lying to me, I'll consider going to an island with you.
Marshall: Sharing everything all the time is not something I'm interested in.
Conrad: Nope, but I am.
Marshall: Son, I'm a lot of things, but a hypocrite isn't one of them.
Conrad: What's that supposed to mean?
Marshall: I'm not exactly sitting across from an open book. You left home, and I didn't see you for ten years. I had to hire a private investigator to track you down. So don't ask of me what you won't do yourself.

AJ: Wait, you have human kids?
Kit: Two from my first marriage. All grown now, and one of my kids has a kid. Goodnight, chaps.
AJ: Her kid has a kid.
Devon: She's a grandmother.

The Resident Season 2 Episode 6 Quotes

Bell: What would cause a website not to load on my computer?
Grayson: Uh, the hospital blocks porn.
Bell: I'm the CEO of the hospital. I don't watch porn.
Grayson: Everyone watches porn.
Bell: I'm not watching porn.
Grayson: Right, because it's blocked.

Laurie: I'm afraid to fall asleep. Go ahead, tell me I'm going to go home, and there's nothing wrong with me. That's exactly what the other three doctors said.
Conrad: Actually, women under 35 are the most misdiagnosed subset in the country so, no. I don't want to tell you that. Whatever you're experiencing is taking a toll on you. It's very clear.