Favorite The Secret Life of the American Teenager Quotes
She can carve a small handgun out of a bar of soap. I could fall in love with this woman!
George [about Nora]
I didn't know Ricky's mom got...sprung.
Ben
The whole world is high school.
Anne
I have to be good cop to your bad cop!
George [to Anne]
Ben, this is a chick fight and chick fights are dangerous.
Ricky
Wow, this is really kind of sick. My son is dating his mother.
Nora
It's so romantic. Go to your boyfriend's apartment to have sex with him, then get up and leave him and your son and drive home late at night.
George
What am I supposed to do? Stay here until I get pregnant too?
Ashley
It'll all be fine. Yeah, that's what I keep saying to myself, it'll all be fine.
Ben
George: Nobody's had any privacy since the information highway opened.
Amy: The what?
George: The Internet.
Who's the big baby? It's like you're stomping your feet and insisting you get some. It makes you less attractive as a man.
Nora [to Ricky]
For two people not having sex they can't keep their hands off of each other.
Frank
