Tell me anything you want dad, because I am listening to you even though you are not listening to me.

Amy

I love Ben. I'm not sure I'm in love with Ben, but I love him.

Adrian

I was just trying to impress you with my lack of social skills so you'd think I was perfect company for the dark one.

Toby [to Amy]

If you dance, you pay the piper.

Bunny

We're all too young to be getting married and having babies.

Ricky

I didn't know Ricky's mom got...sprung.

Ben

I don't care if you and Amy have a baby or not, girls like a little romance.

Ms. O'Malley

Ashley: I do not want a friend.
George: Well you're gonna get one, and so am I.

Bunny: What people are more important than your job?
Ricky: Girls I slept with.

I thought we told each other everything.

Amy [to Ricky]

I thought I'd be used to being invisible by now.

Ashley

Let's put it this way. The first half I was playing offense, the second half I was playing defense and I should've called it off at halftime.

Jack