What do you know? We finally have the courage to be completely honest with each other.

Kathleen [to George]

You're a good thing. Amy Juergens you're the best thing that ever happened to him.

Nora

I would not go away, unless you came with me. You and John.

Ricky

Dreams are like movies, sometimes they mean something, sometimes they don't.

Henry

I really came over here to make sure he wasn't cheating on Amy.

George

You know the quiet ones will always surprise you.

Adrian

Ricky: Do the three of you talk about anything but sex?
Amy: What they don't know is...I'm ready to have sex with you.

Let's put it this way. The first half I was playing offense, the second half I was playing defense and I should've called it off at halftime.

Jack

Alice: Ben do you not realize this girl's your Fatal Attraction?
Ben: I don't think I'd say she's my Fatal Attraction, she's maybe more my, uh, Basic Instinct.

I heard religious people get all filled with the spirit and have crazy sex.

Lauren

I'm unflappable, you can't flap me.

George

I feel like I've got two sons sometimes and both of you are getting in over your heads.

Leo